Faster on the trigger than Wyatt Earp.
Inez Temple here! At your service! Though I go by Outlaw. I'm just your everyday normal gal from Texas, unless you call me Crazy. Which I recommend you not do, partner. I'm a mercenary by trade and I love to party.
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I put the Ass in Assassian.

Guess who is back in town, kids?

gunslinging-outlaw:

dont-callmecrazy:

I am finally back with a freshly updated theme and playlist, and ready to causing trouble <333

Welcome back~

Thanks, self <3

1 year ago on October 17th, 2012 | J | 5 notes

Guess who is back in town, kids?

looney-tune-merc:

dont-callmecrazy:

I am finally back with a freshly updated theme and playlist, and ready to causing trouble <333

HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOO OUTLAW!

"Howdy, sugar! Long time no see."

1 year ago on October 17th, 2012 | J | 5 notes

Guess who is back in town, kids?

I am finally back with a freshly updated theme and playlist, and ready to causing trouble <333

1 year ago on October 17th, 2012 | J | 5 notes

ooc; anyone want to rp?

1 year ago on September 1st, 2012 | J | 0 notes

An accurate play-by-play of my role playing mind:

iam-a-warrior:

Writing an open rp: Fuck fuck fuckity fuck. No one is going to respond to this shit.

Reading other peoples smut: Oooooo yes! Tell them what a dirty girl/guy you are. *goes to dash to explain sexual frustration now bestowed upon you*

Writing your own smut: Is that even sexy? Do I call it a penis or a cock? Is vagina the right word or should I be all dirty and say pussy. No then they think I’m a hoe… Are people gonna read this? Fuck it. I’m not replying. People will see and think I’m creepy and a sex fiend. And nope. Not happening.

Getting a message saying how awesome you are: >_> my mother sent you. Didn’t she?

Getting a message from an rp master: UIJENIJEBNVHJBDHSDJB DHFVBJFDHVJB DFHVJB DHUCB DHVB DHC VDHDFBHSJKBVEUHSJDFBWYUSHDJFGBCE DYUUHDJFG CBWEYUDJ!! HOW DID YOU FIND THIS BLOG AND WHY ARE YOU TAKING TIME OUT OF YOUR AMAZING AWESOME LIFE TO GRACE ME WITH YOUR WORDS! I AM NOTHING BUT A PEASANT. *NOT WORTHY*

Getting hate anons: Fuck outta here.

Replying to a thread: How the hell do they write like that? Fuck this. Fuck that. I quit.

Replying to rp-partner(s): THE FUCK MAN!? I DIDN’T ASK YOU TO WRITE ME A FUCKING FEELS ESSAY! NOW I HAVE TO GO CRY AND WALLOW IN MISERY FOR HOW I’M NOT LIKE YOU, AND NOT AS AWESOME, AND FIND A WAY TO DEAL WITH ALL THESE FEELS I CAN NO LONGER HOLD!

Having nothing to do: Scrolls through dash and decides to do something else. *opens new tab and clicks tumblr* Wait. What? No. I said something else.

Having all replies done: *VICTORY SCREECH!*

1 year ago on September 1st, 2012 | J | 742 notes

itwasthebestdayofmylife:

dont-callmecrazy:

Ahem, you’re obviously new around here, darlin’, but it would be healthy for you to refrain from calling me ‘crazy’. And whats an Arkham?

Well baby girl, you’re the new one around here. Don’t you know Gotham? Arkham Asylum?

"Never heard of ‘em! Where are they?"

1 year ago on September 1st, 2012 | J | 7 notes

brb

1 year ago on September 1st, 2012 | J | 1 note

yellowskinnedwackyman:

dont-callmecrazy:

yellowskinnedwackyman:

dont-callmecrazy started following you

 Heya!

Howdy~

So, you’re a friend of Wade’s too,huh?

I guess thats what you’d call us, what ‘bout you?

1 year ago on September 1st, 2012 | J | 4 notes

regeneratingdegenerate:

dont-callmecrazy:

regeneratingdegenerate:

dont-callmecrazy:

regeneratingdegenerate:

-Wade stares almost blankly, actually unsure as to what he should say-

I asked if you were fantasizin’ about something but now I’m not sure if I should get an answer t’ that.

-Inez winked playfully at him- No, Wade, I wasn’t fantasizin’ about nothin’, nothin’ at all. Okay, well, about havin’ another cookie maybe.

Okay good.. so where are the cookies again? Are there cookies or are you usin’ ‘cookies’ as a euphemism for sex?

Both. -hands a cookie- They’re homemade, sugar, my great grandma’s recipe! Eat up.

Well I’m afraid the sex I can’t help with, well I can but I won’t, unless I want a sword through my neck that’d be a bad idea. -He rolls his mask up and takes a bite- Pretty damn good!

Well, then, you can help me eat all these cookies, if ya want.

1 year ago on September 1st, 2012 | J | 15 notes

yellowskinnedwackyman:

dont-callmecrazy started following you

 Heya!

Howdy~

1 year ago on September 1st, 2012 | J | 4 notes